Commandments of a Teenager

1 Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping (Why wait?)

2 Thou shall not do drugs (Alcohol lasts longer)

3 Thou shall not steal from K-Mart (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4 Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5 Thou shall not steal from thy parents (Everyone knows Grandma has more)

6 Thou shall not get in fights (Just start them)

7 Thou shall not skip class (Just take the whole day off)

8 Thou shall not strip in class (Hooters pays more)

9 Thou shall not think about having sex (As Nike says "Just Do It")

10 Thou shall not help old ladies across the street (Just leave them in the middle)