2 Thou shall not do drugs (Alcohol lasts longer)
3 Thou shall not steal from K-Mart (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4 Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5 Thou shall not steal from thy parents (Everyone knows Grandma has more)
6 Thou shall not get in fights (Just start them)
7 Thou shall not skip class (Just take the whole day off)
8 Thou shall not strip in class (Hooters pays more)
9 Thou shall not think about having sex (As Nike says "Just Do It")
10 Thou shall not help old ladies across the street (Just leave them in the middle)